by pmInWv November 3, 2011
Jake : Damn Kiersten you blonde hair is so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
by SlopNChop February 13, 2018
by Arsenalsuckdick May 1, 2019
David had to go shit, but the bathroom door was locked. He waited for 2 hours. David pooped in his fucking pants. That is fucking gross.
by DOGMAN_5676 May 5, 2020
known only by name to few, this mysterious colchester based narcotic dealer is said to sell some of the most potent shit on the market today. His sand ket is a best seller!
by realtackshooter August 16, 2023
there's no shit in the toilet.
by square root of negative 1 January 8, 2012
A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.
See also 'Brads'.
See also 'Brads'.
by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003