"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"
"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
by halfpoe kel January 11, 2012
Keller you Nigerian nipple hair
by Whippersnappers friend November 2, 2019
A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich
by The big mamma t June 11, 2023
This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
A Nigerian man who is engaged in sexual intercourse with another man. Often mocked in the culture of the Nadra Tribe in Nigeria. The man who first became gay in Nigeria was yusie.
Nigerian woman: he looks so hot
Nigerian woman 2: he's a Nigerian Nugget Npoloa.
Nigerian woman: oh fuck
Nigerian woman 2: he's a Nigerian Nugget Npoloa.
Nigerian woman: oh fuck
by Nik ger hater June 9, 2019
Guy 1 hey babe want to go out.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.
by DjSalad September 6, 2019