dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

by Anster2314 February 14, 2018

Napkin

Another name for acid.

I ate so many napkins at that music festival.

by Dertaderrr August 14, 2017

Napkin

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.

I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.

by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014

Sticky napkin

When you masturbate using a Fruit Roll Up.

Christopher Arp sure loves his sticky napkin.

by Bildo Teabaggins September 8, 2017

Napkin Joint

when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.

tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints”

girl:”wut”

by peterpan_69 April 24, 2018

Napkin Shot

Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.

That fucker was a real napkin shot

by GG memang August 23, 2023

salty napkin

Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

by Young snaps July 5, 2017