Kyle

The best, most amazing person you will ever meet. the 2nd coming of God. The most amazing personality. The greatest friend who can tell the most amazing jokes, he will help you when you are down. He doesnt do great in school, nor in sports but he makes up for it in personality.

Girl 1: he's a total Kyle, and i kind of like it.
Girl 2: He never talks to girls though. what a shame...

by Yuo Chun February 2, 2019

Kyle

a sexy beast who has many talents including sex, skating, jibbing, snowboarding, throwin shit down, kicking ass, getting girls to love him, have a black mans body but be white, and speaking different languages. Also has a tendancy to be a smooth talker and get lots of pussy and tits. Can be a scale of hotness.

Girl: Wow that guys really hot.
Friend: Ya he's a Kyle for sure.
Girl: We should fuck him they have huge dicks!

by $teez wit eaze November 7, 2011

Kyle

A drug free liberal who goes to lgbt acceptance rallies with rowley from diary
Of a wimpy kid 😎

Hey you know Kyle? He N E V E R smok devils lettuce

by Kyle’s Uber Driver July 18, 2018

Kyle

A kid who grew up with a fat dad that drinks too much monster and eats to much monster ham, look it up on google, he likes motocross and dirt bikes. He is very boring and likes to dress as an animal. (A furry)

Your such a Kyle you stupit boi.

by Gekyume's Foreskin NIBBA May 3, 2019

Kyle

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.

I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday

by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019

Kyle

a hoe

kyle is a dirty hoe

by Bugggie October 2, 2019

Kyle

Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!

"Whats that nasty smell?"
"Oh it's just Kyle!"

by Fatboy6969 October 1, 2019