whistling-canadian 

a blowjob from a 5 dollar hooker with maple syurp in her mouth

Dam white boy wishes he could get a whistling-canadian.

whistling-canadian by abe the jue June 5, 2007

Whistling Gandalf 

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.

Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

Whistling Gandalf by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017

synthetic whistling 

Not all dissimilar to synthetic clapping, synthetic birds, synthetic finger popping, etc.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.

No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.

The Take Control margarine advertisement from the turn of the century had this horrid synthetic whistling in it. Made me want to throw a large tub of frozen Gold & Soft margarine right through my TV set's boob tube and then suck up all of the glass with a bagged upright vaccume cleaner so that the cat doesn't cut her paws on it! :-(

synthetic whistling by Telephony May 8, 2015

feather whistling

Feather whistling is when a stripper farts on you during a lap dance.

The stripper was kind of hot, but she kept feather whistling on me and it kind of killed the mood.

feather whistling by Sarah Bellum & The Neurologist February 16, 2009

Whistling

1. v. To make a clear musical sound, a series of such sounds, or a high-pitched, warbling sound by the forcible expulsion of the breath through a small opening formed by contracting the lips, or through the teeth, with the aid of the tongue. (dictionary.com)

a.k.a Something that is fun to do by yourself to entertain yourself, but annoys anyone else nearby.

Joe: "Let's not sit over there, that guy is whistling and it's really annoying"

Whistling by Ubersquirell August 20, 2008

whistling diarrhea 

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

whistling diarrhea by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

Whistling Shits 

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

Whistling Shits by Wileorn January 18, 2022