Webster's Law states that no matter what the subject, a discussion posted in the Real Ale Twats - Viz Facebook group will always reference Doom Bar at some point. This is because of the ubiquity and generic nature of Doom Bar.
(after discussing dispense method for severalthreads)
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!
A person who wanted to submit a definition to Webster’s online dictionary, but was rejected because their neologism didn’t meet their criterion, then they post it on Urban Dictionary to make up for their broken self-esteem.
Guy 1: I tried to put the word Berserkowitz on Webster’s dictionary but they denied it.
1. A fully loaded gun is held to the player's head.
2. The player flips to a random page in the dictionary.
3. Look at the first definition on the page.
4. If the word has three or more vowels in it, the gun is fired.
"Let's playWebster's Roulette!"
"OK!"
*flip*
"The word is 'corncob'. You win this round."
*flip*
"The word is 'proboscis'."
*gunshot*
webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage
buzz used "webster's law of nut tappage"as a excuse to knock the hell outta me.webster's law of nut tappage is always a good excuse for a tapping war