twee

The shit that hangs off a sheep's ass, also used as an insult.

Stop messing up my drawings, you twee!

by Marissa222 July 16, 2006

twee

Weed, often more cheaper, and shwag.

"If I had some twee, you now I 'moke it with you." said Nash.

by Beer Wolf April 10, 2005

Twee

Our holy lord. The Twee isn’t a being. More of an idea. A shape. It’s followers are loyal members of the twee squad. It replaces the number 3 and all multiples of it. Saying it purifies your soul.

I have twee hours until class.
The Twee lives on.

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop May 09, 2019

twees

A singular noun referring the buttocks or ass. Also may be used as a verb, meaning to stick your butt out.

Org: Homestar Runner's Strong Bad Email 147

n: "Strongbad, you're a horse's twees."

v: "OK everybody now twees it out!"

by racartier March 23, 2006

Twee

The act of going to the rest-room while at work ostentiously to answer the call of nature but really to do some texting.

'Where's Bill gone?'

'Gone for a twee'

'He's left his phone behind...'

'Dick!'

by Raqdog July 25, 2014

Twee

The pretty girl standing by the bar who makes you wonder all night if you have enough confidence to approach to her and say something that will make her smile. If you're able to accomplish this task, you'll find out she's a down to earth girl who you can spend hours with enjoying a conversation about nothing.

Friend1: who's that girl you were talking to?
Friend2: I'm not 100% sure, but I think her name is Twee.

by Homelessguyfromcentralsocial June 01, 2016

Twee

A Boy with only 1 working nut and a small penis!

my friend james who is a twee and is sitting right next to me in are ICT Lesson and does not know am using him as an example of a twee!! lol

by pecks2005 July 30, 2008