tube

A man with minimal muscle development, usually young.

Every last one of the guys on this beach looks like a tube.

by jagged April 1, 2005

tube

Slang for a guy's *ahem* schlong. Used mostly by teenagers, especially in the south.

"Dude, did you see Wills doin' those jumping jacks!? He was free-ballin, and his tube fell out!"

by Makku August 11, 2004

tube

The slang term for the London Subway

"Your Mom is the Tube"

by Nick April 18, 2005

tube

see choob

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

tube

A hopelessly ignorant fool. This term is usually associated with the brokeass redneck variety of tard. Derived from tuber, which figuratively describes the tube's bottom-dwelling way of life.

Damn, that guy is a fucking tube!

by JoeWriter December 28, 2005

tube

also see spoon

by devil go yo mthers ass August 4, 2003

tube

a cigarette

Gotta spare tube?

by Wild Bill December 9, 2003