tube

A man with minimal muscle development, usually young.

Every last one of the guys on this beach looks like a tube.

by jagged April 1, 2005

tube

Slang for a guy's *ahem* schlong. Used mostly by teenagers, especially in the south.

"Dude, did you see Wills doin' those jumping jacks!? He was free-ballin, and his tube fell out!"

by Makku August 11, 2004

tube

The slang term for the London Subway

"Your Mom is the Tube"

by Nick April 18, 2005

tube

A hopelessly ignorant fool. This term is usually associated with the brokeass redneck variety of tard. Derived from tuber, which figuratively describes the tube's bottom-dwelling way of life.

Damn, that guy is a fucking tube!

by JoeWriter December 28, 2005

tube

see choob

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

tube

also see spoon

by devil go yo mthers ass August 4, 2003

tube

a cigarette

Gotta spare tube?

by Wild Bill December 9, 2003