a little bird told me

I was told by someone familiar but won't say who

I know you have been having problems because a little bird told me.

by The Return of Light joker May 4, 2010

a little birdie told me

When you hear something from a person's twitter feed.

twitter feed: OMG LOOK AT THESE AWESHUM PUMPS. #omgSHOES (insert twitpic)

...later...

Person: Hey, I heard about your new shoes. SEXY.
Twitard: OMG, what? STALKER. How do you know?!

Person: A little birdie told me.

by tjt2013 August 29, 2011

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Meitner Told Me To Say That

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.

Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

by Dave S. February 5, 2004

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tosh told me to go back to bed

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

by jrr16 September 10, 2012

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Your mom told me to say hi to you

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.

You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

by Zuzusparkleton June 8, 2020

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