toad

(n) nDMT, n5-Meo-DMT - Psychedelic compounds which occur naturally in hundreds of plants and animals worldwide. The most prominant being Banisteriopsis Cappi, Yopo beans, and certain breeds of tree toad.

"That was some bomb toad."

by meanmidget April 15, 2004

toad

Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"

Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)

by obus August 05, 2006

toad

means anything you want it to mean

Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!

by stephie p diddy March 04, 2005

toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom

moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.

by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004

toad

a fat man with much of the facial obesity, who works in the AV room and has a special helper who ensures that he is moist enough and doesn't dry out. he also wears braces and is sometimes spotted in asda. his attitude towards humans is not always positive.

we need to go and see the toad to get a camera.
im not giving the toad any of my bithday cake.

by beese September 02, 2008

toad

a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."

Mario:i finally killed bowser

Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

Mario: :O

toad:...........

mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!

*toad starts to cry*

Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?

toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!

Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!

by aqworlds own i hate haxors! March 06, 2010

toad

An abbreviation for the word "totally", toad is most commonly used in So Cal

I toad rocked that high score

by Scott L June 23, 2003