Friendship time out, is a legal term for when your friends have crossed a line and need to learn their place.
Follows is a base document:
That's it your on an official friendship time out for (amount of time).
Section A. Congratulations. You are no longer my friend until (time/date)
Section B.
contact will be limited to hello or a nod, you are prohibited from making attempts to initiate responses from the plaintiff (me) until such time as stated in section A
Section C.
Any parties, gatherings or outings must be first announced to the plaintiff so avoidance can be more easily accomplished, failure to do so will be seen as an attempt to establish contact (as per section B) if both plaintiff and accused are agreed in a party then a third party must be present at all times to limit contact and act as a go between. (Third party cannot be a partner or family member.)
Section D.
If you agree to these terms simply reply yes, otherwise further action will be taken to ensure the safety and the avoidance of the plaintiff from the accused.
Section E.
Blackmail will lead to extensions in time out as well as further clauses added to contract. Bribery on the other hand will be accepted and, depending on the bribe, the contract will be altered from original date (see Section A) but constant bad bribe offers will be seen as harassment per section B.
Sincerely,
Follows is a base document:
That's it your on an official friendship time out for (amount of time).
Section A. Congratulations. You are no longer my friend until (time/date)
Section B.
contact will be limited to hello or a nod, you are prohibited from making attempts to initiate responses from the plaintiff (me) until such time as stated in section A
Section C.
Any parties, gatherings or outings must be first announced to the plaintiff so avoidance can be more easily accomplished, failure to do so will be seen as an attempt to establish contact (as per section B) if both plaintiff and accused are agreed in a party then a third party must be present at all times to limit contact and act as a go between. (Third party cannot be a partner or family member.)
Section D.
If you agree to these terms simply reply yes, otherwise further action will be taken to ensure the safety and the avoidance of the plaintiff from the accused.
Section E.
Blackmail will lead to extensions in time out as well as further clauses added to contract. Bribery on the other hand will be accepted and, depending on the bribe, the contract will be altered from original date (see Section A) but constant bad bribe offers will be seen as harassment per section B.
Sincerely,
my "Friend": that shirt makes you look fat...
Me: please watch your post box for the legal documentation that i will be sending.
Friendship time out is when you put your friends in a hypothetical corner for an extended period of time
Me: please watch your post box for the legal documentation that i will be sending.
Friendship time out is when you put your friends in a hypothetical corner for an extended period of time
by OakRobin LTD November 21, 2017
When your day is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted by poop. Your busy, and just a minute ago you were fine, but suddenly you've got a slippery bowling ball in your ass that is just about to punch its way out and all you can do is drop whatever you were doing and dash (hilarously) to the can.
Gilbert: Rodney, I didn't know you'd be here, how you been man?
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.
by Babbo July 30, 2008
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by icanttype February 5, 2018
by Parsefone April 29, 2007
I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated
I want to break the spell
That you've created
You're something beautiful
A contradiction
I want to play the game
I want the friction
You will be
The death of me
Yeah, you will be
The death of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Asphyxiated
I want to break the spell
That you've created
You're something beautiful
A contradiction
I want to play the game
I want the friction
You will be
The death of me
Yeah, you will be
The death of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
And our time is running out
You can't push it underground
We can't stop it screaming out
I wanted freedom
But I'm restricted
I tried to give you up
But I'm addicted
Now that you know I'm trapped
Sense of elation
You'll never dream of breaking this fixation
You will squeeze the life out of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
And our time is running out
You can't push it underground
We can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this
You will suck the life out of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
And our time is running out
You can't push it underground
We can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this
And our time is running out
You can't push it underground
We can't stop it screaming out
I wanted freedom
But I'm restricted
I tried to give you up
But I'm addicted
Now that you know I'm trapped
Sense of elation
You'll never dream of breaking this fixation
You will squeeze the life out of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
And our time is running out
You can't push it underground
We can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this
You will suck the life out of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
And our time is running out
You can't push it underground
We can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this
by WorseThanHitler December 8, 2020
Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)
Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".
by Domsky September 13, 2023
A bed, shower, or anywhere else you would put somebody too drunk to take care of themselves because nobody really wants to babysit their drunk ass.
Brent has had like ten shots, somebody put him in the drunken time-out so we can get back to drinking.
by G Dubya August 13, 2008