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The North Face 

The North Face is a brand of clothing usually worn by people who know nothing of style and just enjoy being a conformist. These people are usually F.O.B.(fresh off boat) and of asian decent, but not necessarily.The brand of clothing is usually accompanied by a ghotti blow out, Zippo lighters and a phone designed for construction workers-nextels.

These people are of course not without enemies: people with the ability to think beyond the limitations of a 2 mile radius, people with a sense of style, goths, tourist and jews.

People who wear TNF and wear it proudly can do so, even against such crude scrutiny, simply by using a defensive measure where they hynotize themselves into believing that everyones just jealous and everyones too poor to afford this brand of clothing.
You know what your doing? You're wearing the badge of fobbiness, take The North Face off!
The North Face by Danny Shum July 21, 2008
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The North Face 

The North Face is an exceptionally good clothing manufacturer headquartered in my hometown, Alameda, California, aka the coolest Bay Area city you've never heard of. The North Face makes outdoor and casual wear that is extremely well made, and looks good too. Their hoodies are among the best I've ever owned.

Some people label it as Yuppie clothing, but that's just because they're freezing their asses off in their Supreme leather jacket. Why spend $300 on a skimpy designer jacket made from napkins when you can spend $40 on the warmest motherfucking hoodie ever?

I'll leave it at that.
Me- "The North Face makes great clothes!"