Horrible yellow pill-shaped creatures from despicable me that have taken over the internet and will soon take over the world

They talk in their own satanic language on how to take over our minds when we're not watching
"Hey bill, did you know that minions are the cutest things ever!"
by Netherdwells July 20, 2015
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A fucking nightmare on the internet used by the most wealthiest people not giving to charity and do fake gift card giveaways.
Gary: Hey Steve, what are Minions?
Steve: A complete disaster from Dreamworks and Satan himself. This term has become a sin to humanity.
by MyAnus_McSqueezie January 21, 2018
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A servant who always backs up what his leader has to say and/or always follows him around and repeats what his master says
Timmy's minion, Carlos Ortega will stop at nothing to serve Timmy.
by john Quesad August 8, 2009
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Ugly, disgusting, childish anthropomorphic lemon tic tacs that make 3 year olds happy
by SUMFURRYTHING June 13, 2016
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A minion is a confidence booster, someone to feed your ego, something you use until you find something better.
"Oh no...he's not my man, he's a minion."
by LuckyEmmie April 11, 2010
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