K9 rim job

The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.

After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.

by byrd June 14, 2004

k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010

The K9's Kobblas

dogs bollocks mutt's nuts

Those ltd edition air force ones - they're the K9's kobblas fam.

by Harry Kovert August 16, 2019

k9 h20

It means that your dog water which is a term used to say your bad at something

You just lost the a game of fortnite battle royale Bro your k9 h20

by Lemonademan23 February 17, 2022

k9 h20

It means your dog water your bad your dog water sad

Bro your k9 h20

by Lemonademan23 February 17, 2022

K9

Afeilds finest.

Look there goes k9 "Afeilds finest"

by Tracy carter February 16, 2017

K9

When someone has sexual relations with a dog.

I wanted to k9. Do you know where the dog and peanut butter is hiding?

by PFM01 November 24, 2022