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Tallywhacker 

it's a dick
You have a small tallywhacker

Tallywhacker Malefactor

Any particular individual who self describes or could be described as a sexual deviant.

A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.
We are grateful to have silly birds to roast today. Grateful for all the children safe from all those tallywhacker malefactors , today with their familes.
Thank u. Jesus
Amen

Squatch Tallywhacker 

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair
“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

Tugging your Tallywhacker

Ben: Aiden Stop Tugging your Tallywhacker and hop on
Aiden: Nah i'll hope on later

Golden Tallywacker 

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.
*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

pallywhacker 

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.
pallywhacker by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007