soup can penis

A penis that is short in length but very girthey.

Dddaanngg girl my vagina hurts from all that soup can penis last night!

by HandyJ January 25, 2014

Soup Can Pyro

A version of the Pyro from tf2 (aka team fortress 2

I hunted a Soup Can Pyro then ate it, and it was delicious

by Oberober99 May 14, 2021

Soup Can on a Grill

There is those who know about soup can on a grill, and those who don't know about soup can on a grill.

Greyson does not know about soup can on a grill!

by lehoofer August 18, 2023

Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld

One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 20, 2021

Campbell's Soup Can

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals

The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.

by penis lovah October 20, 2008

soup can chode

a short wide penis, usually as big as a household soupcan

ricky west's soup can chode just slapped jaime in the face

by mcnell & duff meister April 11, 2005

Rusty Soup Can

A rusty soup can is when two females take an old rusty soup can, which a homeless man has already deficated in after finishing off the remaining contains (prefferably found in a dumpster or other garbage type can or bag), and shove it in both of their asses at the same time. Some performers of the rusty soup can like to take turns inserting the can one at a time.

The homeless guy really liked to watch that rusty soup can, he even performed a nate at the end just to top it off." "My friends did the rusty soup can one time, Dan and Joseph just haven't been the same since." "We performed the rusty soup can the other night, my ass was really burning this morning.

by *412 April 5, 2011