Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).

Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.

by SteveySA October 12, 2009

traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017

snoozer salad

To get your salad tossed whilst sleeping.

Peter was getting a snoozer salad after a long day at work.

by Kolden101 February 27, 2021

Pink snoozer

When you knock a girl out in the middle of orgasm and cum in her eye giving her pink eye

All I remember is having sex and I woke up with a pink snoozer

by Lifter72 October 18, 2015

Snoozer Boozer

A person who drinks alcohol in their sleep. Similar to sleep-eating, but consuming alcohol instead of food.

He sleep walks to the fridge and drinks a six pack almost nightly. He's a real Snoozer Boozer.

by elliot_ October 10, 2023

Snoozer

Someone who falls asleep with their fingers inside you

Hai is such a snoozer, I swear.

by The Hash Slinger Slasher March 29, 2020

Snoozer

A person, or animal, who likes to sleep during weekdays but wakes up early on weekends.

Gee sweetie, you're are a snoozer.

by hentrygsh May 20, 2018