An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse, baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.
Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.
Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?
Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!
Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!
Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?
Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.
Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.
Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?
Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!
Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!
Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?
Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.
Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.
by Bob Ross1432 December 31, 2022
Seton Hall is a school full of kids that got rejected from Delbarton. No one in their right mind would want to go here. They have bad sports and lose in every sport. They throw bad parties and they have no future in life. They max out their daddy's credit cards and will live off of a trust fund for the rest of their lives. If you meet someone that goes to Seton Hall, just know that they are a loser because when you go to SHP, you lose everything.
Anyone: Hey, you go to Seton Hall Prep?
Seton Hall Kid: Yuh, why?
Anyone: I'm sorry you didn't get into your first choice. Better luck next time.
Seton Hall Kid: Yuh, why?
Anyone: I'm sorry you didn't get into your first choice. Better luck next time.