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Sandwich 

A celebrity or a non-celebrity who has money & living a good life.
Someone who has...
the bread(Money.),
the cheese(Money.),
the lettuce(Money.),
the meat(It can mean one thing or the other or both.),
the sauce, & etc.
"Bill Gates is a sandwich."
"What do you mean?"
"He has the bread, the cheese, the lettuce, the meat, & the sauce."
"Well, if he's a sandwich, then Oprah Winfrey is too. And I mean that she has the money to buy all kinds of meat at the grocery store."
Sandwich by Chris7291991 October 10, 2017
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sandwich 

2 men penetrating a woman from both sides at the same time, vaginally and anally.
sandwich by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

Sandwich 

The move one does to place one's self in-between (literally or figuratively) the two most attractive members of the opposite sex in any social group. The most common and irritating kind is when the one performing the sandwich is also physically desirable.
Did you see her sandwich herself inbetween those two last night?? That enigma needs to leave some for the rest of us!
Sandwich by TheFartingEnigma May 15, 2011

Sandwich 

An omniscient, all seeing being who rules over all living creatures including the underworld. Sandwich's mere presence strikes fear into God himself. Sandwich is responsible for leading souls into the underworld and is best known for starting every single war in world history. Our only purpose in life is to count down the days until the day of repentance to sandwich. We shall succumb to each and every single one of his desires.
My favorite sandwich is a BLT!!! :)
Sandwich by beningitus October 11, 2019

Sandwich 

I have two slices of bread, and in the middle of those I will put every ingredient in my kitchen on it. Slap the other piece of bread on the bitch and boom sandwich.
Sandwich by Im_bored22 March 25, 2020

sandwich 

two slices of bread with deli meat (sliced thin) in between
"I want to go get a sandwich." "Ok let's go to whataburger" "No you dumbass I said sandwich" "Oh sorry you're right i'm a headass a burger is not a sandwich"
sandwich by thesandwichmankid April 12, 2017

sandwich 

The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.

Following day..

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.
sandwich by I AM MCLOVIN September 30, 2007