Safeway Shit Syndrome 

A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.

Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!

Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!

Safeway Shit Syndrome by zar21 March 23, 2011

The Safeway Sage 

Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.

The Safeway Sage by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Safeway 

A store with damn high prices but low value

Never shop at safeway or you'll get my warning. Or is it? I'm not making sense? I will soon.

Safeway by in love May 13, 2005

safeway 

Where the Bogans shop

Tracey: will you fuckin' kids shut the fuck up; Im buying some VB and wini blues and then we can get the fuck out of safeways

Shazza: Hey Tracey you old crack whore; what the fuck are you doing in safeways? The fuckin' footys on for fucks sake you bloody Bogan

Tracey: That prick Dazza sent me out for some piss and durries; the fuckin magpies are getting flogged anyway; fuckin team of Bogans

safeway by Iamnotaboganforfuxsake August 3, 2008

safeways 

A variant of 'safe'.

'Meet you about 10 ish?'

'Yeah, that's fine.'

'Safe'

'Safeways'

safeways by Tom Turnbull January 25, 2006

Safeway Punch 

The act of winding up and punching someone as hard as you can, in the middle of Safeway.

Random Person: What the hell was that?

You: That was a Safeway punch.

Safeway Punch by TehRealDeal October 16, 2010

Club Safeway 

The Safeway supermarket on Market & Church streets in San Francisco, near the Castro district. The food shopping venue of choice for many fashionable young men. Bring your best threads and cutest French Bulldog!

Broseph: Dude I was at Club Safeway just trying to shop when I got the hairy eyeball from all these guys!
Brohammed: What section were you in?
Broseph: Produce, I was buying bananas
Brohammed: Well no wonder! At least you weren't peeling cucumbers!

Club Safeway by JambaJews December 29, 2009