One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.
by Virgin Killer January 30, 2008
by Colin Ng October 18, 2021
Russell Is cool, He is also Very Funny, He has a huge cock, He's Sexy, and athletic and Has Swag Which Comes With his Loyalty.
by Onlydarealsurvives June 17, 2017
the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.
I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.
by WIZZAARD July 11, 2008
Russell’s are extremely handsome guys. They have huge cocks and They mostly have braces and Blackish hair. They are so cute and funny and sweet. They will make extremely good boyfriends and usually play sports like baseball or football. They will never let you down.
Girl 1: your lucky your dating a russell
Girl 2: I know he’s so nice and active and his cock is huge.
Girl 2: I know he’s so nice and active and his cock is huge.
by Russell the man November 16, 2018