Rip Van Winkle

While camping, when a friend falls asleep and you cum on their eyes so in the morning their eyes are dried shut. Hence the idea of being asleep for 100 years in the woods.

While we were camping last weekend, I gave jon a rip van winkle

by chadmuska25 March 27, 2009

Rip Van Winkle

this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give someone a call.

Sometimes shortened to "Rip Van "

"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."

by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Rip Van Winkled

To awake and find a female's extremely hairy vagina over your face.

"I just got Rip Van Winkled last night, and I still have hair in my teeth!"

by Thumper168 December 2, 2009

rip van tinkle

the original smelly man of african descent

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Ripping a van winkle

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.

I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

by TheBleedingPen March 2, 2009

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale October 1, 2015

Rip Van Winklin'

Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle

"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."

by Jimmy Chopsticks October 3, 2022