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Queso Crunchwrap 

something that taco bell really needs to put back on their menu,and have it on their perminatly.it was a new kind of crunchwrap that was out summer 2008,then they decided to do the stupid thing and discontinue it.it was way better than the regular crunchwrap,mainly cause it doesnt have a shit load of lettuce in it.
taco bell better bring the queso crunchwrap back,or im going to sue
Queso Crunchwrap by y2c January 16, 2009

Queso Friday 

When you devour queso with the boys on Friday
Oh shit its Friday, it’s fucking queso Friday with the boys tonight

Queso Crunchwrap 

The most delicious thing to ever grace my pallet. Taco Bell should make this a permanent fixture on their menu. I have an orgasm every time I eat one.
*Bites Queso Crunchwrap*
Friend: Dude, why are your pants wet?
Queso Crunchwrap by Jean78439 August 19, 2008

queso de pito

defined in english as dickcheese. The white creamy substance that is found on the head of a penis after the foreskin has been pulled back. Dickcheese often times smells like rotten fish or stale urine, and is the result of improper hygiene.
"I was about to go down on Paco until I noticed that he had queso de pito.EEOOOW! YUCK! I decided to nickname him quesodepaco!"
queso de pito by samarn April 22, 2006

Queso dip 

When you shove your dick into some cheese and shove some salsa into a girls anus and fuck her until the dip is nice and creamy. (Note: You can Shave off her pubic hair and set it on fire to create an aroma for the queso dip.)
Yeah Mark! she let me Queso Dip all inside her!
Queso dip by quesodip September 16, 2016

Queso hit/on the carpet 

Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.
Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.