patroning 

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

patroning by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

pythonfag

A person who only programs in the programming language Python. They are incompetent programmers who believe that all other languages are inferior, their intelligence does not allow them to learn otherwise. They constantly preach about how other programming languages are bad and flex their Python garbage. They are stubborn baby programmers who can't be bothered to learn anything else because the intelligence required exceeds what they currently have.

0x90: Dude, why are you trying to make an exploit in Python? Just do it in C++.
Pythonfag: C++ is shit lol, Python is way better.
0x90: Shut up Pythonfag

pythonfag by op0x90 November 28, 2020

Pythonic 

Adjective. In reference to an individuals phallus (penis) being extremely long and girthy. It may also in certain contexts refer to the penis being slimey or slippery (like a python) in texture due to reception of oral sex often.

Have you seen Atlas' penis?
No, but your girlfriends blowing him in the corner over there, if you'd like to do anything about that. It's kinda ruining my kids 7th birthday party.
I don't blame her and I'm not gonna interrupt . His dick is fucking pythonic, I'm tempted to join her.

Pythonic by lArsenic Daniels December 22, 2020

phoning 

A social phenomena occurring when a group of two or more people, who should be socializing, are all on their phones resulting in a momentary or prolonged silence.

I should be talking to my girlfriend over dinner, but instead she is instagramming on her iphone and i am defining "phoning" on urbandictionary.com. What a date. #phoning #2016

When the conversation slowed to a lull, we started phoning and pretended like we didn't know each other.

When I looked up from sending a text I realized all 7 of us were phoning and no one was talking.

"Look at that couple phoning over there. I wonder if they are sexting each other."

phoning by machinegroup September 7, 2016

phoning 

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

phoning by Mister D October 18, 2004

Phoning 

The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".

I was phoning that hot crowdsurfer at the concert yesterday.

Phoning by Onset_Of_Putrefaction August 20, 2013

Paytoning 

When someone deletes repeatedly on discord. Twitch Streamers frequently deletes stiff said in their discords to prevent a swarm of pings.

Person 1: Hey, did you talk to *Insert Tag* on discord?

Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.

Paytoning by TheGrimReaper78 April 19, 2021