Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter

Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.

by PumpMASTER3000 October 11, 2021

Proton Pumper

One who proton pumps

Omg Denis I had no idea Devon was a proton pumper

by PumpMASTER3000 October 12, 2021

Proton Pack

THC/NICOTINE vapor exhaled into the rectum orally by one partner, immediately followed by a plug, either synthetic or organic, promoting absorption through the rectal membrane for an expedient and euphoric intense buzz/high for the receiving partner.

Fuckin’ proton packed my girl last night. She was dizzy buzzin’, bruh.

by Countess Squirt’n’girth May 23, 2023

Carbon Proton Synthesiser

More commonly referred to as a CPS, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see Hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)
Once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power New York for 3 days.

Damn, we're running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of Carbon atoms that had been Synthesised by a CPS.

by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy

(acronym)PENIS!!!

also some jibbberish for something smart i guess...

Hey man, check out my Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy =0

wow! Thats a huuuuuuge Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy!

by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008

Proton

A DDDsis's ability to keep her chin held high with every obstacle in life. Never a quitter, only a believer.

You can succeed because you are a proton.

by skatingaround December 12, 2009

Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014