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Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter
Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.
by PumpMASTER3000 October 11, 2021
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Proton Pumper

Omg Denis I had no idea Devon was a proton pumper
by PumpMASTER3000 October 12, 2021
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Proton Pack

THC/NICOTINE vapor exhaled into the rectum orally by one partner, immediately followed by a plug, either synthetic or organic, promoting absorption through the rectal membrane for an expedient and euphoric intense buzz/high for the receiving partner.
Fuckin’ proton packed my girl last night. She was dizzy buzzin’, bruh.
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Carbon Proton Synthesiser

More commonly referred to as a CPS, this ingenious contraption imprints a smiley face on the protons of a carbon atom using a high-powered laser. (see Hydro-lithium-demerol-amal-nitrate uranium scrupulator)
Once the protons have been imprinted, one droplet of the atoms produces enough energy to power New York for 3 days.
Damn, we're running out of energy, if only we had 1 droplet of Carbon atoms that had been Synthesised by a CPS.
by Freddie.V February 9, 2005
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Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy

(acronym)PENIS!!!

also some jibbberish for something smart i guess...
Hey man, check out my Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy =0

wow! Thats a huuuuuuge Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy!
by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008
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Proton

A positively charged particle inside the nucleus of a atom, and is found on the atomic number on top of a element on the periodic table.
Man Jimmy's a fucking nerd he knows what a proton is.
by jacktheripperishere677 November 2, 2022
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Proton Torpedo

While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.

Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"
Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.
by Hands Solo29 November 30, 2021
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