phd

Pussy Hogging Dickhead

Ryan got his PhD from cockblocking all of the time.

by Scott March 12, 2004

phd

phoney hitler doctorate

i've got a phd to be pretentious and to impose and pander low-life peasants, plebeians, and pathetic imbeciles.

by Spider John March 20, 2004

phd

A abbreviation for Pimpin HOes Daily. Also known as a Player Hater Degree.

I got my PhD fo pimpin hoes daily!

by joey September 26, 2003

phd

a phd mean a pretty huge dick... see its funny....hahhaa PHD

i have a phd. or you can say : in high school my PHD was very useful.

by Skynetceo2032 December 28, 2005

phd

PHD - short for (poes hunting douche) generally these profiles are given to tier 2 douchebags. PHD'S are generally nice guys but when a member of the opposite sex is around and the PHD thinks they are attractive enough to do the deed, he transforms into an ancient being capable of being as douchy as can be. ignoring friends and anything in relation to their reguler behaviour. the PHD'S main aim is to impress as much as possible but rarely succeds. PHD'S go as far as lending out playstations xbox's and mainly cigaretts. PHD'S know that they probably wont get what they are looking for but they have strong will power.

reguler guy 1: "hey Kadish where is skye?
reguler guy 2: "Oh he is PHD'ING over there behind jipsy office.
reguler guy 1: man do you think if i ask him for a ciggerate he will give me one?
reguler guy 2: noways man he is saving them for that girl, who is just using him..
reguler guy 1: what a douchebag.

by King_fox September 09, 2010

PhD

The final tier of academic excess.

B.S. = bullshit
M.S. = more shit
Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper.

I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!

by Secret Agent Man September 23, 2003

PHD

Commonly used to refer to a Physician’s Degree or a Perfect Hair Day. In recent pop culture, PHD can also refer to a “Pretty Huge Dick.”

Candace: I finally got my PHD!
Lawrence: Oh, good! There’s not a day that goes by when I don’t appreciate my PHD!
Candace: Dad, I’m not talking about a degree.
Lawrence: Neither was I!

by kindagroovin March 05, 2020