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perverted dictionary 

someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.
E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary

E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.

Perverted ears 

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms
I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"
Perverted ears by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

perverted fantasy wingman 

The person who no matter what you're thinking, they're either thinking it or will understand if you "go there". It does not matter how crazy, dirty, whacky, obtuse, or just flat out weird the thought... you know them well enough to know that they're not going to think you belong in an institution if you say it. It's not mutually exclusive to men or women. It's possible to be a man and have a woman that's you wingman and visa versa.
It took a little while to figure it out, but I realized Steve is my perverted fantasy wingman. He often says outloud the perverted things I'm thinking but I'm embarrassed to say.

perverted jundy

When a guy preys on sleeping girls and they wake up with him on top of them in the dark.
i had a perverted jundy on me this morning.
perverted jundy by Milan Nedic January 21, 2009

perverted boys 

Boy: Oy! We're you visiting her with the yeast farm?
Boy 2: Oy!
Me: I hate perverted boys
perverted boys by Um hi January 11, 2015

perverted dickhead 

99.99% of the people that make these definitions
if you are reading this and submitted at least one definition to this site you are probably a perverted dickhead