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potassium oxide 

A cryptic term used by people to refer to any community which commits religious infant genital mutilation. The formula for Potassium Oxide is K2O, which when pronounced a little differently, sounds like the Hindi word 'Katuo', meaning 'the cut ones'. Now, where this cut is done is left for the reader's imagination.
Santa: What gift do you want for this Christmas?
Abdul: Definitely not condoms!
Santa: God save these Potassium Oxides!

Ferrous Oxide's Day Off 

A tongue-in-cheek name for rust removal duty (ferrous oxide being the precursor to rust on steel objects), especially on Navy ships, playing on the vivid contrast between the tedious and highly unpleasant nature of the duty, involving the use of wire brushes and toxic chemicals often under a blazing sun, compared to the delightful, carefree leisure tableau depicted by the three teen protagonists of the 1986 Matthew Broderick film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
Chief Petty Officer: It's your lucky day, sailor -- two weeks of Ferrous Oxide's Day Off starting at eight bells.

Sailor: Aye-aye, Chief.

Chief Petty Officer: And don't ask my daughter out again.
Ferrous Oxide's Day Off by FitofPeak2 September 28, 2023

nitrous oxide 

that boss in ctr that throws TWO beakers at you
man 1:damn nitrous oxide :man2:i know right
nitrous oxide by mr.mr.man July 3, 2019

Nitrous Oxide 

the beautiful element which is used in cars to give them a extra boost of power to overcome the the slowness of their vehicles but also a gas which causes you to get a sudden urge to laugh.
I was racing against a mustang when he suddenly passed me so i whip out my nitrous oxizzle and blew him away haha!
Nitrous Oxide by anonymous101 December 31, 2003

Nitrous Oxide 

Low Browed Neanderthal Type from East Jersey. Is frequently seen with Cheez-it stains around his mouth and sweat stains on the crotch of his sweatpants.

Approach with caution.
The Jersey Nitro often lives with his mother, Breastfeeding until the age of 24.
Nitrous Oxide by Jersey Man-whore February 25, 2005

manganese oxide 

A black-dark brown chemical compound with the Formeula MnO2. It is an oxidizer and when combined with H2O2 will create H2O
There is manganese oxide in some Alkiline battery's.
manganese oxide by Chemical Dude February 21, 2017