Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"
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It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves
Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock
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Like the favourite 80's schooltime treat, to have a choc dip means to insert your finger into a girl's bum whilst you are in the middle of fingering her.
I went round Susan's last night and got myself a Choc Dip.
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To spread ones arse cheeks directly above another persons nose while sleeping, and releasing an almost follow through fart waking them up.
You better watch yourself son or I'm gunna choc nose you when ya sleeping!
by Mista April 22, 2003
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Any chocolate which bears a dark color
Kurt are all ghe fucking Nogger Choc!
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Parrticularly in gay circles, the brown smears of faecal matter, left around the mouth on the face, after giving a rim-job, or eating out ass.
'You've got a choc ring', 'best wash your choc ring off before we go out', ets.,
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