nert 

The tag of a graffiti artist in Bucharest-Romania. He is a member of The Freak Brothers Wallnuts crew

Practice makes nert perfect.

nert by polly_moto March 6, 2007

nert 

Used mainly in the hip-hop community as an all-encompassing word. Can be used as a noun or verb to refer to drugs, pussy, ass, ballz, pussy-juice cocktail, semen, alcoholic beverages (especially purp), the act of coitus, anal sex, oral sex, money, ballin, bangin, mackin, pimpin, smokin dro, gettin buck-wild, flirting, squirtin and in a general sense, anything that Lil' Jon or R. Kelly may say or do.

Let's get nert.
I'm bout to nert up on that ho.

nert by Juice Tight January 9, 2009

Matt Licks Nert 

Matt Licks Nert is typically a young boy who sits on the computer all day, and has no life. vDream and Petville are his best friends. Matt Licks Nert usually comes from an outside conutry, typically Poland or Brazil. He loves Polish Cereal, and Polish Milk. He is the absolute Legend of any virtual game, and within 5 minutes, he will already have 1,000,000 experience points. He is God!

"Did you hear about that weird kid, Matt Licks Nert?"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"

Matt Licks Nert by iPlayFootball March 6, 2010

Nert 

Commonly used by aboriginal Australians meaning “not even” “no” or just disagreement

Jason’s Friend: “You and Jason would make a great couple”
Girl: “Nert!!! I don’t even like him”

Nert by therealmeaningluv March 31, 2020

Nert 

Nert is a beautiful girl with an amazing character, she has the looks and the mind and pretty much every boy wants her, hell even some girls have wanted her! She’s sexy, smart, gorgeous and perfect. If you want a relationship Nert is the perfect person she is one of the most loyal people and will love you. She’s also a person you shouldn’t mess with, she is really smart and can cause you a lot of problems if you mess with her.

Omg is that Nert?

Yea she’s gorgeous!

Nert by Elen November 20, 2021

Nert 

Someone who draws anime on their chemistry test.

You nert! All you did was drew anime in your test... and your a lab chump!

Nert by Lab chump 2000 January 19, 2023

Nert 

Have you every been in a situation where the Akward silence gets too Akward so you have to think of a random word? Well, that’s were Nert comes in.

*Akward silence for 2 minutes* “Nert”

Nert by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME April 23, 2023