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Muff diving 

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim
Muff diving by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

deep sea muff diving 

Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.
"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."

"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"
deep sea muff diving by J-Lez September 23, 2021

Muff-Diving 

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.
Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
Muff-Diving by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017

muffdiving 

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.
"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."
muffdiving by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

muffdiving 

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time
hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

muffdiving 

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time
muffdiving by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003