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woke millennials

The word "Woke millennials", means a kid that's really high and has reached a stage of "Woke".
Dad walks into room: Why tf does it smell like weed
Millenials: dad i'm woke millennials !

mini-millennials 

Millennials born after 9/11 (September 11, 2001) who have grown up without ever knowing a world without the internet and the looming threats of both terrorism and surveillance.
There are a lot of mini-millennials on smart phones at this Taylor Swift concert.

Post Millennials

The generation directly after Millennials. Birth years start between 2006 - 2012. This group also normally steals trends from Millennials and often use them in wrong context. This age group is also very spoiled considering they get smart phones at the age of 5. This age group is excessively immature and annoying to all age groups and make fart jokes beyond the age of 10. This group is also known to start YouTube comment wars. This group of over grown babies is also known to be the ones who attempt to roast someone but simply do not understand how to.
Millennial: Sup M8s, just made this rare Pepe!
Post Millennial: *Over hears*: Like Mate bro I just made this me me about this DANK FROG!
Millennial: Why do you Post Millennials try to be cool?

woke millennials

1. A young person who I aware of the current geo-political situation.

2. A millennial who doesn't have their face buried in a phone 24/7.
Those woke millennials are protesting to change environmental regulations... in person... without ther phones.

Boomer Millennials 

*Groupchat*
Person 1: "We are eating chocolate covered fruits"
Person 2: "So you guys are Boomer Millennials now?"

Type 1 millennials 

There are two types of millennials. Type 1 millennials are the millennials who are "poetic" and post sad and depressing posts on their social media such as Twitter and Tumblr. They are the ones who have given in to sadness and see no hope and are probably also activists
Type 1 millennials fight for the world to not be depressing, like their souls.