Mary: Big test tomorrow, still going to party till dawn #yolo 😝
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.
by DisturbedFlamingo77 February 17, 2016
When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.
by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008
When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.
by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008
by Wonktaht July 11, 2014
A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person
by Yo It's Bruce October 16, 2012
Normally a older gentleman who dates younger women who often get mistaken for his daughter. Commonly has a phobia of Ketchup and an above average desire for animal porn.
A Maynard or the Maynard can often be found furiously masturbating to animal sex but will never use ketchup as a lube.
by Greggs Gang Forever June 4, 2021
by Shpoon April 15, 2009