by Ariixnnxx March 19, 2021
by The unknown singer March 10, 2021
Mark: hey wanna play rock paper scissors
Jackson: sure *wins*
Mark: you can't win it's March 19 today.
Jackson: sure *wins*
Mark: you can't win it's March 19 today.
by Zodiac nice man March 19, 2021
National dumbass awareness day. It’s the day to celebrate all those dumbasses in your life. Make sure to wish that dumbass in your math class a happy dumbass awareness day on March 19th!
Dumbass names include: Jude, Jim, Ethan, Natalie, Hayden, and Gemma
Dumbass names include: Jude, Jim, Ethan, Natalie, Hayden, and Gemma
“Hey did you hear about Martha? She was born on March 19th! Ha bitch was born on dumbass awareness day!”
by Blue Belle October 17, 2019
by Mytwinismaybeyou November 15, 2021
On March 19, in history;
On March 19, 1919 the Axeman of New Orleans went around the city, planning to murder whomever that didn’t play jazz.
On March 19, 1919 the Axeman of New Orleans went around the city, planning to murder whomever that didn’t play jazz.
Now, to be exact, at 12:15 at earthly time) on next Tuesday night (March 19), I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is: I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it out on that specific Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.
by Your dreams February 14, 2021
If you were born on March 19th and your a girl your the most beautiful girl in the world and no matter how hard life gets im always gonna be here for you and even though im a simp for you and even though you might never like me back im always gonna keep trying because i love you.
by NR SIMP December 8, 2020