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Long-term Word Association Syndrom 

A disease that affects many assholes, annoying people, and smart-asses alike. The primary Symptom is answering a one word phrase or suggestion with a sarcastic opposite
Guy is peeing.
Guy:Hey guys I'm back!
long-term word association syndrom patient: chest!

long-term flirting 

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.
Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA

long term senioritis 

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.
Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
long term senioritis by misterjoe October 30, 2013

long term financial investment 

A short term investment that has gone bad.
Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

long term stranger 

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.
Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger

Long term-ness

The concept of doing something that is long term.
People don’t like long term-ness these days”