Hi Carly, where's your walking stick?
I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"
Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...
I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"
Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...
by Normalhonestman January 27, 2019
A position in which one partner pulls on the other partners leg during sexual intercourse. Often times, this results in the severing of the limb at the knee or hip.
by peggy_thepeglegger December 20, 2011
It is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and he pulls out and ejaculates (shoots)into the pleasers eye. The Pleaser will then grab their eye. Then the receiver will kick the pleaser in the shin, the pleaser will then grab their leg while simultaneously holding their eye ans will scream "argh!!!!" Thus the pleaser will resemble a pirate with a peg leg.
me: I was getting some dome and I gave that bitch the peg leg pirate and ran.
you:*high five" that's fucking awesome!
you:*high five" that's fucking awesome!
by Ashley_mck October 12, 2008
n.
the world's greatest pirate/singer/person in general.
she has a pet hamster named HELLga that she is using to help her take over the world.
the peg is on her left leg. just for clarification.
the world's greatest pirate/singer/person in general.
she has a pet hamster named HELLga that she is using to help her take over the world.
the peg is on her left leg. just for clarification.
KanYe: "Oh my holy heysus!"
Djembe: "What?"
KanYe: "HER VOICEMAIL IS AMAZING!"
Mr. Sa: "I love it!!!!!!!"
Djembe: "Don't call! I'm calling her now!"
Mr. Sa: "You've reached Meg, leave a message...."
All: "WE LOVE PEG LEG MEG!"
Djembe: "What?"
KanYe: "HER VOICEMAIL IS AMAZING!"
Mr. Sa: "I love it!!!!!!!"
Djembe: "Don't call! I'm calling her now!"
Mr. Sa: "You've reached Meg, leave a message...."
All: "WE LOVE PEG LEG MEG!"
by McKenzie Culler January 8, 2008
by kittycat November 11, 2003
A girl. In Eleventh Grade. For this year. The year of 2005. She can use magic to create chocolate cup-cakes.
by All-Knowing February 23, 2005
When a girl is giving you head and you shoot it in her mouth then you punch her in the eye and stomp on her foot. She is hopping around on one foot holding her eye just like a pirate with a peg leg.
by Erik Jensen May 22, 2006