Juice Heffer 

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.

"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."

Juice Heffer by 123108Disney November 6, 2009

creek heffer

one step above a swamp donkey. see swamp donkey

man ur right, my girl really is a swamp donkey. maybe i should trade her in for a creek heffer!

creek heffer by thekeymaykr December 28, 2010

Heffer Hopper 

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

Heffer Hopper by Susan Strong September 29, 2012

thirsty heffer 

A fat bitch (like cow size) who does anything for attention to draw boys or a crowd toward her.

Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.

thirsty heffer by SlayQueen4life April 4, 2017

Water Heffer 

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

Water Heffer by you’re so hot December 26, 2022

Heffer 

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname

That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO

Heffer by sweet at life September 7, 2008

Heffer 

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

Heffer by Akieva May 2, 2005