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oh god please just kill me 

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
The word western moms use when they're getting fucked, and asian moms use when they see their kid's life getting fucked.
Western Moms: 'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,' keep fucking me!!

Asian Moms: 'Oh God,' when you'll learn and stop fucking your life!?
Oh God by aint_david May 5, 2021
The look on you face when it's midnight and someone you know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"
me: i gtg. gnight
person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
me: oh god

(log off)
Oh god by flashflashflash November 26, 2011
What your mother screamed when I put it in her last night.
oh god by lil hottie December 20, 2007

Oh god, why? 

a meme used in rage comics to define a memory of something stupid you did.
see Rage Comic
4 years ago: as a 7 year old kid you got naked in your class and asked for sex because you saw your parents say and do it.
4 years later:Oh god, Why? I'm a idiot
from a Rage Comic stupidity dumbass rage dumb
Oh god, why? by cocothecat11 January 2, 2012

Oh god no please stop 

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.