oh god no

when you find something so hideous you have to find a laser to get it out of your mind

brodiu: hey wana hav-
broi: oh god no
grabs laser and obliterates brodiu

by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

Oh god

Quite ingenious phrase said in response to being surprised/shocked. Originated in Los Angeles CA in 2008 but came into popular use/vogue in Urving Tx.

VK comes out of the bathroom decked out in velour sweatpants, belly shirt and pigtails with leftover coconut chutney smeared on her cheek

S- Oh god!

by shivuFk January 7, 2009

oh god

when nick runs past a baseball coming to him in the air and then falls down he screams this

nick yelled oh god when he missed the ball

by big ass February 28, 2005

oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here

"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

OH GOD, BILL

The absolute funniest porno ever, EVER uploaded to the internet. Bill lays back as what appears to be a wild warthog rides him screaming "OH GOD, BILL" and screaming like a waterbuffalo getting raped by 1300 pygmies. Guarenteed laughter.

I watched the "OH GOD, BILL" video last night. I laughed so hard that whipped cream came out of my ass.

by Huge Cock April 7, 2008

Oh God Why

When your condom breaks

-5 years ago
-Having sex-
-Condom breaks
Woman: what was that honey?
Man: um.. Nothing
-today
Man: Oh God Why

by skosidhjfr September 4, 2016

Oh God why

The thing I yelled when I realised I had run out of cheese

*Notices absence of modified, solidified, glorified pieces of milk*
"...Oh God WHY"

by Agent NHR June 9, 2021