giving you shit

Vulgar way to describe teasing. See also "giving (you) a hard time," "pulling my/their leg," "bullshitting."

"Look at this guy with the plastic jacket!"
"What are you talking about? This is real leather."
"Relax bro, just giving you shit."

by Davis The Untamed May 15, 2022

give you the business

To be brutally made fun of, sometimes resulting in getting beat up. Originated on Leave It To Beaver.

Wally: Boy, Beaver, wait'll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business.

by saaadpanda November 24, 2007

GIVE YOU AN ADDRESS

To kill someone, thus making their grave their "address."

"I'll give you an address if you don't give me my shit!"

by krazy c May 14, 2008

give you the business

gurl giving guy good ass sex

friend 1: damn she know how to give you the business dont she

friend 2: hell yea she did

by RapperEater October 8, 2008

give you life

To give a female amazing head.

I'm going have to give you life girl .

by Experrtck April 21, 2016

give you the turtle

The worst threat known to man

You don’t want to know what it means to give you the turtle!

by Froggy9400 April 23, 2022

give you the shaft

1) When the establishment symbolically strikes you or sodomizes you with a long, round, wooden pole because you do not fit into its machine for some reason.

If you are not genetically adequate, college will give you the shaft first by taking all of your money from you, and second by trying its best to fail you.

by AmazonBoobs2626 May 17, 2014