A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
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*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.
*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.
*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".
*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.
*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.
*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.
*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.
*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.
*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.
*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.
*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.
*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.
*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.
*I promise you will know you are loved.
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