Douche nozzle 

A person acting in a douchey way

Conner is a douche nozzle

Douche nozzle by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

douche nozzle 

A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).

Also;

A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.

Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?

Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.

Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.

Or;

Boy: Douche nozzle.

Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-

douche nozzle by NotADoucheNozzle March 30, 2010

douche nozzle 

A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.

Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.

douche nozzle by metalnozzle15 May 21, 2010

douche nozzle 

Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.

I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.

douche nozzle by Belmar July 15, 2010

douche nozzle 

Leader of the free world as of January 20th, 2017.

Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.

douche nozzle by Dinglenougats January 20, 2017

Douche Nozzle 

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.

check out the barista with the douche nozzle.

Douche Nozzle by Wizgy October 27, 2018

douche nozzle 

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.

After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.

douche nozzle by Rob April 21, 2003