An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.
"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."
or
"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."
or
"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."
by rudy noodles August 31, 2011
Get the decaf espressomug. A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.
by slightlynutty1 April 09, 2012
Get the decaf coffeemug. by Original Robbo March 04, 2012
Get the Decaf-itationmug. when one has drinking binge induced diarhea, and, during mid coutis releases his/her bowels uncontrolably. The decaf is when this person wipes on the sheets akin to a dog pooper-scooting on the carpet.
last week was rough, i finally bagged my old friend, but took a vancouver decaf. Definately an OLD friend now
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011
Get the vancouver decafmug. by dagodav July 20, 2006
Get the DECAF TEABAGmug. Milk that’s decaffeinated
by Decafe milk February 07, 2025
Get the Decafe milkmug. by ayo sussy balls November 10, 2022
Get the decaf five hour energymug.