Cumfart

What you are when playing Among Us and you’re name isn’t KingCapper.

Sup Cumfarts

by DildoD September 21, 2020

Cumfart

When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."

*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"

by Comfort69 June 19, 2018

Usfat Cumfart

When you see a fat girl and it causes you to jizz in the nearest asshole

Lizzo comes in the room, you see a girl is sitting at your desk, and she did an Usfat cumfarts cause you already made a jizz on the desk.

by Mr Hunt 911 December 15, 2021

Cornish Cumfart

Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.

OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop”

by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023