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crusty bannana ass flakes 

The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!
Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"

Crusty weave ass hoe

A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen shanice at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
Crusty weave ass hoe by King2011 October 28, 2011

Crusty Musty Busty ass bitch 

When your so filthy/annoying/ghetto
Bitch shut the fuck up you crusty musty busty ass bitch lookin like a wall-e reject

UGLY MUSTY CRUSTY FUGLY DUSTY ASS BITCH 

Person one: Hiii

Person two: STFU YOU UGLY MUSTY CRUSTY FUGLY DUSTY ASS BITCH

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

Crusty no new shirt havin ass 

When your name is evan and you wear the same shirt for 3 weeks at work with the same brown stain and stink like a hobo.
Yo, that dickhead evan is a crusty no new shirt havin ass.

crusty asshole 

When someone ejaculates onto your asshole and is left and dried around your asshole.
Shut up you crusty asshole licker.
crusty asshole by MitchyyOG May 16, 2016