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crop dusting 

Dropping continuous farts while walking through shopping aisles or large crowds, leaving the smell for everyone else to enjoy while you casually walk on.
"Careful, don't go up the stairs, I was crop dusting all the way down!"

Uuuurgh, can you smell that? Someones been crop dusting here!
crop dusting by kalvar January 14, 2014

Crop Dusting 

The act of walking past somebody, and without their knowledge, letting out a fart as you pass. Thus creating the crop dusting effect. Very effective in announcing your presence, or maximizing the devastating effect of your discharge.
*Loud fart*
*guy turns around*
guy 1: did you just crop dust me?

guy 2:....yes

guy 1: that was a good crop dusting.

guy 2: damn straight.
Crop Dusting by thebearjew077 November 28, 2010

crop dusting 

When you are at a party or a club and you need to fart so you move really quickly somewhere else and fart while you are moving, laying your odor everywhere but where you were.

Usually is really funny.
1 Hey man, I gotta fart, really badly.
2 Don't do it here, go crop dusting.
1 O shit, thats right.
crop dusting by poqwer September 26, 2007

CROP DUSTING 

Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a CUBE FARM,
then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leading to PRAIRIE DOGGING while people try to figure out the source of the wafting stench.
Bob liked all the prairie dogging his crop dusting produced.
CROP DUSTING by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

crop dusting 

when sitting or standing next to friends you fart and walk away as if nothing happened and wait for their reactions
your friend just walk away and u smell something rank
dude, theirs no need for crop dusting
crop dusting by corey Hines May 17, 2008

Crop Dusting 

When one walks up and down the aisles of a store while farting periodically.
Bryan knew he had to conceal his bean burrito gas, so he did some Crop Dusting in the Stop & Shop.
Crop Dusting by Che Grenada May 17, 2011