shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up
We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.
by shitter friend October 6, 2003
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When playing video games (typically multi-player FPS games), being 'CROCKED' is a level above being 'Cracked' in terms of your playing ability and performance. You have ascended to another level of play, and the enemy players don't stand a chance.

You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.
Boys, I'm feeling absolutely CROCKED tonight.

I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.

I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.
by Aspheriaaa June 29, 2021
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Extremely ugly shoes with holes in them that are apparently very compfortable. Most users of these shoes are children (probably because they are too young to realize how bad they look), Moms, and old people.
Mom: "Check out my new crocks!"

Daughter: "Ew mom, those are so ugly!"
by bubblegum1991 June 27, 2008
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Something that does not exist. "bullshit"

when put in a specific location, it can be used to signify imaginary or improbable circumstances.
"She was humping everything. Even the crock on the wall"

this means that she was so slutty she was even willing to hump things that were not existant
by the crockettes June 29, 2009
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The act of inserting the penis in-between two rocks and thrusting.
by emix1111 October 28, 2020
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faggot who likes it up the ass
"comon i know you want the crocks"
by stp xc November 1, 2003
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