COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)
Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-
TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.
BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.
TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.
MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.
SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-
TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.
BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.
TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.
MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
(CDD)
Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 17, 2017
(Also known as CTD) When you send text after text to someone with any thought that enters your mind, regardless of whether they respond to any of your texts or not. Even when you realize that this is what you're doing, you are helpless to stop yourself.
Friend 1- "I've sent him five texts and he hasn't responded to one of them."
Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."
Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."
Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"
Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."
Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."
Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"
by Charlotte's Tangled Web July 14, 2008
The need for a group of people or company to have meetings with a frequency that abuses people's time and attention.
Another meeting? Damn, this company suffers from Compulsive Meeting Disorder. How am I supposed to get my shit done?
by toejam16 June 24, 2019
A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.
My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.
by HighWire June 23, 2006
- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)
Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.
by Trailer Trash Triplet #2 February 5, 2010
by jennabenna1117 April 29, 2010
When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
by dildo777 October 18, 2023