Clay Aiken

Biggest cock-smoker in the universe. A Gay Pop Idols “Star” who is in love with anus. Sings like crap and blows dick for fun.

That Clay Aiken is one big fag, I saw him suck dick at the truck-stop.

by Noreturn September 15, 2005

Clay Aiken

American pop singer, who won American Idol in like 2005 or something like that. Its okay girls, he gay.

Mom: So Billy, whos your favorite singer?
Billy: Clay Aiken
Mom: But isn't he gay?
Billy: Maybe...

by xSWAGxNO FAG19 March 19, 2011

Clay Aikens

clay like poop that when it comes out it really aikens your butt hole

I ate a lot of pizza for dinner and later that night I had the worst case of clay aikens

by Broshack October 24, 2005

Clay Aiken

Bland, innocuous pop singer with bad hair. Future star of elevators everywhere.

What is this insipid blather playing on the Muzak? Oh, I think it's Clay Aiken.

by Sundaegirl September 26, 2005

Clay Aiken

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)

Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!

by Ali March 18, 2005

Clay Aiken

A slang term used to describe a man as homosexual.

Man, Jeff is such a Clay Aiken...

by Grand Master Lego April 4, 2005

Clay Aiken

Person, singer, actor, philanthropist, activist, role model. Inspired legions of women to regress to pre-teen patterns of behaviour. "Love of the Aiken" often cited as grounds for divorce in the United States since his first appearance on FOX television show "American Idol". Related terms: claymate, clack, OCB, waldo

Clay Aiken makes me EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I am dying for some clack!
My wife/girlfriend/mother/daughter/partner has Obsessive Claypulsive Behavious OCB.
I enjoy Waldo watching at concerts.

by Maya Gest February 12, 2005