childhood

A time when you are young, about 1-13 years old. But now its 1-5 years old brcause school is fucking bullshit unless you're finnish

The last thing i remember about my childhood is when my parents actually smiled

by muggingturtlefrnchguy August 5, 2018

Childhood

The best time to turn people gay.

I recruited a bunch more 10-year-olds to my gay agenda today.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Childhood

A foreskin on a tiny unsircumcised adult penis.

Davor always goes home to shower after the rugby, he has a nasty childhood.

by stusx10 February 7, 2018

Childhood Traumas

A terrible situation or experience that occurs in your childhood life. It is usually really bad, and is something that is carried inside you forever, possibly making you anti-social or have a phobia of some kind.

1. Being beaten
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend

And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.

by crotchetyteenager November 24, 2010

Childhood Communism

A term referring to any period of person's childhood on communist families, or in communist countries like Mainland China.

"Childhood Communism is found everywhere." - Some communist person

by Ryan900USAYT April 2, 2022

childhood obesity

When you're 18 and under and fat as shit

You have childhood obesity

by Ur_dad December 19, 2015

childhood hero

Someone I admired growing up. Someone who influenced me with who I wanted to become as a person. When you are really young you admire superheros like superman or spiderman or wonderwoman because they stand for all things good & they protect our society from evil.

Examples of Childhood Heroes include: Indiana Jones, Batman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Han Solo, Captain James T. Kirk, MacGyver, Luke Skywalker, and Mickey Mouse to name a few.

by rachealinjax October 10, 2013