Caterpillar Effect 

When a person you start a relationship with morphs over time from a beautiful butterfly to a caterpillar.

Hey have you heard John started dating this hottie name Mary. Oh give it a little time, she let herself go and she won't be anything like she is now. She's the kind that will have the Caterpillar Effect, just look at her mom.

Caterpillar Effect by JoeSee November 13, 2011

mississippi caterpillar 

The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Caterpillar" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Caterpillar" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.

Oooh shit! You've got a Mississippi Caterpillar on your shoulder!

mississippi caterpillar by Jonny Longballs April 14, 2009

caterpillars

-Refers to a females unkept eyebrows; they are typically thick and dark

"Look at the nasty caterpillars on that girl"

caterpillars by li8m February 20, 2009

going for the capillaries 

Making an ineffectual attack against a relatively minor aspect of an argument or adversary, leaving the object of the attack unaffected.

An attack that is misplaced and off-target and does not address the fundamental issue.

The tactical opposite of "going for the jugular."

In argument, correcting your opponent's grammar instead of attacking her argument is an example of "going for the capillaries."

going for the capillaries by MaxwellX August 1, 2010

shedding caterpillars 

plucking ones eyebrows

FFS, why is that girl shedding caterpillars on the train?

shedding caterpillars by great tit. May 14, 2011

Hairy Caterpillar 

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.

My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.

Hairy Caterpillar by me.....)()( March 9, 2014

Horny Caterpillar 

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?

Person 2: Oh God yes!

Horny Caterpillar by Gymgoer137 October 22, 2023